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  Kingdom Hall only building to survive Tsunami...Jah Power?

  by Witness 007 in

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  watch may 1st 2008p.13 "solomon islands tsunami" "....when the sea subsided we salvaged bibles and songbooks {how about survivors, food and medicine?

  no, soggy stinky books are better} the earthquake had destroyed most of their homes...their main concern was to replace their family bibles..." {don't worry about the babies food} .

  {picture of kingdom hall} "this kingdom hall was the only building left standing at lale on ronnoga island.

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  Witness 007

  You guys are missing the point. 1. Kingdom Hall only building left standing. Jehovah's Power!

  2. Kingdom Hall destroyed and everyone in it...."Time and unforseen occurance" clause.
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  2008 Awake = Man who used spiritism to get correct Lottery numbers becomes a Witness!!

  by Witness 007 in

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  2. beliefs

  awake 2008 july p.11 "...says luis who is from puerto rico, ever since i was a child my family was involved in spiritism...i though my ability to foresee the future...was natural.

  i could often pick lottery numbers and help others win money..." {he must be the only billionaire on this poor island}.

  {thanks for warning us about 9/11 you jackass}.

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  Awake 2008 July P.11 "...Says Luis who is from Puerto Rico, ever since I was a child my family was involved in spiritism...I though my ability to foresee the future...was natural. I could often PICK LOTTERY NUMBERS and help others win money..." {He must be the only billionaire on this poor island}

  {Thanks for warning us about 9/11 you jackass}

  {Why is Awake in 2008, such a well researched magazine publishing 3rd World fables as fact?}
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  Kingdom Hall only building to survive Tsunami...Jah Power?

  by Witness 007 in

  1. jw
  2. experiences

  watch may 1st 2008p.13 "solomon islands tsunami" "....when the sea subsided we salvaged bibles and songbooks {how about survivors, food and medicine?

  no, soggy stinky books are better} the earthquake had destroyed most of their homes...their main concern was to replace their family bibles..." {don't worry about the babies food} .

  {picture of kingdom hall} "this kingdom hall was the only building left standing at lale on ronnoga island.

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  Watch May 1st 2008p.13 "Solomon islands Tsunami" "....when the sea subsided we salvaged bibles and songbooks {How about survivors, food and medicine? No, soggy stinky books are better} the earthquake had destroyed most of their homes...their main concern was to replace their family bibles..." {Don't worry about the babies food}

  {Picture of Kingdom hall} "This Kingdom hall was the only building left standing at Lale on Ronnoga island. {Jehovah must have blocked the oceans flow like in "the Ten commandments"} OR {It was the ONLY building on higher ground}

  "In the dark we sang songs of THANK YOU to Jehovah..." {Yes thankyou for allowing the Tsunami to kill thousands and destroy all the homes on the island....when your brainwashed the glass is ALWAYS half full}
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  Customers arrested for trying to take their money out of Citibank & Bank of America

  by flyphisher in

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  2. friends

  http://geraldcelentechannel.blogspot.com/2011/10/customers-arrested-for-trying-to-take.html.

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  I had the same problem, went into the bank to withdraw some money and got arrested!!!! Must have been my gun.
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  Christian group claims Armagedon on Friday 21st October....don't plan your weekend!!

  by Witness 007 in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  harold camping's religious group claimed armagedon was coming in may 21st 2011...he said he was "flabbergasted" it didn't happen and said that it was a "spritual judgement day" and the end would occur on october 21st 2011......so i will see you all in hell.

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  Harold Camping's religious group claimed Armagedon was coming in May 21st 2011...he said he was "Flabbergasted" it didn't happen and said that it was a "spritual judgement day" and the end would occur on October 21st 2011......so I will see you all in Hell.
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  Ban Sisters from wearing pants/slacks!!! Why? Who "wears the pants" at the hall?

  by Witness 007 in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  in 1979 my mum was studying and came to the meeting in a womens suit with pants/slacks.

  she was told by her teacher not to wear pants to the meetings only dresses.

  well, my mother never wore pants again....ever!

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  Lilbluekitty - What scriptures could they qoute you regarding pants???
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  Ban Sisters from wearing pants/slacks!!! Why? Who "wears the pants" at the hall?

  by Witness 007 in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  in 1979 my mum was studying and came to the meeting in a womens suit with pants/slacks.

  she was told by her teacher not to wear pants to the meetings only dresses.

  well, my mother never wore pants again....ever!

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  In 1979 my mum was studying and came to the meeting in a womens suit with pants/slacks. She was told by her teacher not to wear pants to the meetings only dresses. Well, my mother NEVER WORE PANTS AGAIN....EVER! Thats why today she is a fine upstanding anionted one.

  So, how does this ban work in freezing cold countries? WE had a sister wear pants under her skirt during winter.

  Is this A Rutherford thing? Are these Sisters challenging male authority with pants...."Who wears the pants" at the Kingdumb hall?
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  "Religion is the Opium of the People..." isn't this just so true?

  by Witness 007 in

  1. watchtower
  2. bible

  karl marks 1844 used these words.. i meet alot of witnesses who have a glazed look in there eyes talking about one day being in "paradise" and having a pet lamb and lion.....an elder who is extremely jolly and enthusiastic about the truth, told me against doctors orders regarding his pnumonia he will keep pioneering this month???

  ?....religious people are just hooked on this drug that makes them feel better about death and suffering..

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  Karl Marks 1844 used these words.

  I meet alot of Witnesses who have a glazed look in there eyes talking about one day being in "paradise" and having a pet lamb and Lion.....an Elder who is EXTREMELY jolly and enthusiastic about the Truth, told me against Doctors orders regarding his Pnumonia he will keep Pioneering this month????....religious people are just hooked on this drug that makes them feel better about death and suffering.
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  Dumb ass family moved in next door with autistic kid JEHOOVER HELP!

  by Witness 007 in

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  2. experiences

  first off i have no problem with the kid......his mum though is a dumb sh#t country trash kinda gal, just moved in.

  right now i'm in my bedroom being blasted by 80's music.

  she put a stereo in her tin shed which is next to our bedrooms, so her autistic kid can play loud music...or should i say, same f#cking song over and over again.

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  Witness 007

  Sorry for my first post here I get alittle "Mel Gibson" after afew drinks....so I went a couple times to see my next door, not home, told her mum I'll catch her later, so tonite she comes over all scared standing a half mile away {I'm a big man .....but kind!!} I explain using my "Witness" tactfulness the story. Amazingly she says "OH I'll make sure he turns it down..." I say well you haven't done that up till now so....I give her the CD walkman...she seems taken back "no you dont have to" "Well maybe he will use this instead..." She starts negotiating "what times CAN he play loud music" I'm like, no, at no time. I'm a shift worker so now Im on nightshift. Who gives you the right to blast your next door with music.....how would she like my porn movies being blasted out the window.....anyhow she said she would get the stereo back inside the house so I hope to Allah she does.

  My boss has complained I'm nodding off at work so my job is on the line.....thats why I got so angry. Sorry I love you all!
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  Eden =Why did Satan use a snake? Was Eve a dumb blonde....how could she?

  by Witness 007 in

  1. watchtower
  2. bible

  if satan came down to eden and said...."hi there, i'm one of jehovahs angels...wanna try this fruit?

  " would have worked.

  i mean eve could have said regarding the snake...."okay for the last 100 years no animals here talked, except for adams parrot which calls him a "pretty boy" so i may have to talk to jehover about this....i mean everlasting life in paradise or......munch on this apple.....hmmmm i dont know, it looks yummy.

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  Yes Pams girl but a smart lovley blonde like you would say....."one nice apple or everlasting paradise??? Hmmmm Hmmmmm I think i'll take number 2."